duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

profcheren:

me on my way to steal yo girl

profcheren:

me on my way to steal yo girl

present-fiction:

Dead.

imrbushido:

moviemeatloaf:

A line from The Hangover comes to mind here: You[Fox News] are literally too stupid to insult.

Yeah, Fuck you Bill O’Riley and  Up yours Fox

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(Source: maximdewinters)

stickyfrogs:

Happy 1st Birthday Sticky Frogs!

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Everything in a Jar Lists and Printables from The Gunny Sack here. You can also download blank labels so you can make your own unique gift jar.
The Gunny Sack also has additional suggestions for gift jars:
Energy in a Jar
Refreshment in a Jar Tide Me Over Jar
First Aid Jar
S’Mores in a Jar
Relaxation Jar
Sewing in a Jar
Spa in a Jar (look for link at the bottom)

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Everything in a Jar Lists and Printables from The Gunny Sack here. You can also download blank labels so you can make your own unique gift jar.

The Gunny Sack also has additional suggestions for gift jars:

  • Energy in a Jar
  • Refreshment in a Jar Tide Me Over Jar
  • First Aid Jar
  • S’Mores in a Jar
  • Relaxation Jar
  • Sewing in a Jar
  • Spa in a Jar (look for link at the bottom)

14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo dicaprio

rainontheparade:

gassbuitar:

dimmitutto:

sweetmoonbeam17:

1. He dances like this at parties

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2. He can do this with his face

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3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass

4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot

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5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general

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classy as fuck

6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF, and encourages his fans to petition and donate with him. Leo helps save tigers and elephants and whales and more. He donated a fucking million dollars to Haiti. He had a giant birthday party, but all the guests had to donate money for wildlife efforts. When he won his ONLY Golden Globe for The Aviator, in his speech he urged the audience to contribute to the earthquake relief at that time. He is currently taking a break with acting to rest and to focus more on this stuff. He is a fucking green superhero

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that is a candid photo bitch

7. He has been besties with Kate Winslet since Titanic, he even made a ring for her, and he spoils her kids. Kate’s ex husbands are all scared of Leo because Kate loves him so much and he could probably beat them up if they ever hurt her and they should get married but that’s a whole other damn story just look at them

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ps kate says of all her sex scenes she does in films (like a lot) she liked working with him the best. damn girl just friends?

8. He has also been besties with Tobey Maguire since they were little kids and they are such dorks

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9. This picture

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wtf.

are you not in love yet

10. He grew up in a shitty ghetto area of LA surrounded by crime and drugs, so he vowed never to get involved with that stuff. Have you seen a mug shot of him? Noooo

11. Lol when his hair gets too long he wears a fucking headband

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12. He’s ironing on a fucking roof

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13. The fact that he always fucking walks like this

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he just loves to walk okay

14. He is just a classy, suave motherfucker

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15. Also as serious as he seems most of the time, he used to do photo-shoots like this:

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this post literally just cancelled all the unexplained negative feelings i had for leonardo dicaprio

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

This is my biggest homosexual man crush.

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motionlesscreatures:

im-onlylivingforyou:

mellarkspatronus:

terupyon:

beckersher:

proople-rain:

girlfriendloverfriend:

Well played, puberty, well played.

Oh my…

Looks like he attended the Matthew Lewis School of Successfully Navigating Puberty too.

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I’m gonna reblog this forever because of reasons

the matthew lewis school of successfully navigating puberty

everything about this.

(Source: elizavetafox, via baconbeernboobs)

haleycomet:

fucksakewhatever:

Foetal Sloth. Hunterian Museum of Anatomy, London.

That is terrifying

haleycomet:

fucksakewhatever:

Foetal Sloth. Hunterian Museum of Anatomy, London.

That is terrifying